Thursday, May 13, 2010

10 Good Reasons Why Women Prefer Doggy Style!

Before you get too excited. Relax and read below 10 good reasons why women prefer Dogs to Husbands and Boyfriends. And if you’re a woman, maybe you’ll dump your man, get yourself a cute mutt and you’ll agree why it all makes sense.

1. Dogs are faithful companions. Your pet Labrador will never ever cheat or betray you.

2. He will never take over your TV remote, spend hours playing the Playstation or drop ciggy ash on the carpet because he's too lazy to reach for the ashtray.

3. He won't snarl at you for watching Twilight or the soapy ladies show on TV when there's football or cricket on another channel.

4. You can actually go for quiet strolls together to the park or a holiday on the beach without his head turning around in search of a hot bod.

5. He will still think you are the centre of his universe even if you grow a mustache or your diet plan misfires and you metamorphose into a baby elephant.

6. He might think a tin of Pedigree Chum is the height of haute cuisine but he will not mind you turning vegetarian, flexitarian, vegan or pescatarian.

7. Despite the whole dog's breath thing, being licked by your mutt still ain't as bad as being snogged by someone who's recently consumed a dozen lagers and a sushi dinner with hot soya sauce

8. He may pee on the floor if cooped up in the house all day, but at least he'll have the grace to look sheepish about it

9. OK if you let him sleep with you, he will fart in bed. But at least he doesn't stick your head under the duvet and shout 'you can smell the chicken tikka in that, can't you, love?'

10. He'll happily lick you all over without expecting you to do the same for him. (Although, if you actually want him to do this or feel like doing it to him, maybe you should stop reading and consider medical help).

P.S: I found these on the Web..maybe you’ll love this too.

- Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

- Dogs miss you when you're gone and feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

- Dogs don't criticize your friends and admit when they're jealous.

- Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

- Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence and aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

- Dogs understand what "no" means.

- Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

- Dogs don't correct your stories.

- Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

- Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

- Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

- Dogs take care of their own needs.

- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

- Dogs are nice to your relatives.

- The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

And finally, if your Dog Strays, you can cut his balls off legally!!


  1. But a dog cannot give me the big O.
    What do I do, eh.

    Funny even though I have read this a zillion times before.

    Joy always,

  2. Woof woof the doggie approves. The woman is not too sure :)

  3. Thanks Purba.

    Thanks Susan, so after all you'll still need a man!

  4. Nice title;), and dogs listen when you sing without making faces, unlike men(whose reactions vary depending on your voice):)

  5. I would vote for a 'real' man anyday!!!


  6. LOL! Good one. And a dog won't scratch its **lls after having usurped the computer AND the TV :-)

  7. Oh yeah! Ask me about it! Gifted a dog to the woman I love and then found myself outcasted soon enough! :)


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